Wednesday, 15 February 2012

And now for something completely different...

Mayor: Commissioner! Commissioner!
Commissioner: Yes sir?
Mayor: I was sitting on a park bench just now and I put my coat down and when I picked it up again I found my wallet had gone and 15 pounds had been stolen.
Commissioner: Did you see any, anyone?
Mayor: No, no one at all.
Commissioner: Well there's very little we can do about that sir.
Mayor: (pause) Do you wanna come back to my place?
Commissioner: (pause) Yeah, all right.

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